Me, after a mental breakdown for no reason, evaluating my choices: what the fuck, bitch.
Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e
At least, not in the same way
(via glassbonespaperskin)
me: I love minding my own business!
something: happens
me:
The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]
Oh, he’s good.
I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.
I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny
(Source: thenatsdorf)
having a good heart fucks you up in this generation
(Source: highoffkaay)
